![]() ‘I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this. ‘I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn’t get up off the bed if even wanted to. ‘I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away. ‘This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” (Mind you, im agnostic.) ‘I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots) ‘I never came so fast and so hard in my life. ‘My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.At least i think that’s what happened, Because I’m pretty sure i blacked out, ‘I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100% ,So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. ![]() ‘But as with any new toy, its trial and error. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating. I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot.I’ve never used a clit suction type stimulator, so i have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. ‘I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use. ‘After only and hour and a half, solid pink light. “Patiently waiting” me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. ‘I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. ‘While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don’t have time to screw around waiting to get into “the mood”. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it’s already off to a good start. I thought they were being such drama queens. ‘I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. ![]() ‘Having read everyone’s reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. ![]()
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